• mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
  • me: fire cannot kill a dragon

pippin-ate-the-tardis:

shevinefeels:

joyful-destynie:

webelieveyou:

No more excuses.

I will forever reblog this

It’s sort of horrifying that we all know what they’re talking about without them really saying it.. that it’s become that much of a norm in our society that we just know.

(via themotorcycleonthemoon)

prongsmydeer:

Harry Potter AU where someone sees Harry in his cousin’s over-sized clothing with his underfed body and hears him casually mention the cupboard in which he sleeps and calls the fucking police

(via starspangledsextape)

sleeve:

late night breakdowns are my speciality

(via lundibix)

alittle-mongoosey:

cynicalslut666:

IM DEAD


the fuck, i cant even go cross eyed

alittle-mongoosey:

cynicalslut666:

IM DEAD

the fuck, i cant even go cross eyed

(via ruinedchildhood)

yoozuhbish:

"We teach bottoms to shrink themselves, to make themselves smaller. We say to bottoms, ‘You can have femininity, but not too much. You should aim to be MASC4MASC, but not too MASC otherwise because you would threaten the top.’ Because I am bottom, I’m expected to aspire to always keep the bussy…

(via urlgaystan)

  • 15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
  • me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance

lokiistrulydesperate:

A masterpost of some of my favourite Avengers head canons, mainly starring Clint.

(Credit to the bloggers that posted them)

(via buttersmd)

yourpersonalcheerleader:

You are not a burden.

You are not a bother.

You enhance the lives of others.

People smile, not groan, when you text them.

Your voice.

Your presence.

You, matter.

(via bralpha)

legionaru:

Vin Diesel calling Obama, Putin, and Angelina Jolie to fight him

legionaru:

Vin Diesel calling Obama, Putin, and Angelina Jolie to fight him

(via missioncompanions)